Nuns With Guns

A team of Special Forces Nuns are on a covert mission in enemy territory. They come under heavy arms fire and the whole team is wiped out before you can say Hail Mary.

Soon they find themselves at the Pearly Gates where they are stopped and disarmed by Saint Peter.

"The good news", says Saint Peter, "Is that you can all come in. Also I can give you all Special VIP Passes if I can establish that you have kept to your vows of chastity."
Ignoring the nervous muttering and whispered cursing coming from the nuns, Saint Peter continues, "For example have any of you ever touched a man's penis?"

Sister Bunny steps up to Peter's desk and leans forward so that he can clearly see the concealed revolver that he missed earlier hidden underneath her vest top.

"Listen" says Sister Bunny, "I once touched a man's penis with my finger, right."
"You're not going to make a big fuss about it are you?" she says, looking pointedly down her vest top.

"Nope." says Saint Peter, who was not up for a fire fight today. "Why don't you just stick the offending finger in this bowl of holy water and we'll say no harm done."

Sister Bunny obliges and goes through the Pearly Gates throwing a "You're all screwed" grin back at the other nuns.

Next, Sister Sherry walks up and immediately starts washing her hands in the holy water. "I once held a man's penis in the palm of my hand." she tells Saint Peter. She shoulder barges past him, her empty uzi clanging on the Pearly Gates as she enters.


There is a commotion at the back of the group of the remaining nuns and Sister Misty pushes her way to the front. She approaches Saint Peter, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Hey, if I've got to gargle with that water I want to do it before Sister Foxxy washes her arse."