Party Preparation

There is not long to go now before The Party. I'm getting a bit stressed out because of all the things that need to be arranged. I didn't know there would be so much to think about.

Steve is being no help at all because he's miserable that he finally lost his job at his building society for gross misconduct. I really can't understand what his problem is. He's had a couple of months suspended from work but still got paid, and now he's got the rest of the summer to enjoy without any responsibilities or worries. Then, he gets to start his new Glamour Photography Business. Lucky Git. I would have gone into partnership with him but Dad put his foot down. Also Jen kept scowling whenever I brought it up.

Apart from me and Steve it's only Girls that are coming to the party: Jen, Moonchild, Chrystal and lots of Cheerleaders. I'm hoping Jen will get a bit jealous when she realises I know so many Girls, although I'd have expected her to act a bit more unreasonable when I told her Chrystal and the Cheerleaders were coming. She just said it would be someone to talk to. I think she missed the point. I pointed out that Chrystal was That Really Hot Babe from the Cheerleading Squad. Jen said I should be careful around those "Wham Bam Thank You Man" girls because I would hate myself in the morning. I told her not to be so sexist around Chrystal because hot babes hate that sort of thing. I could tell by her face that she realised her mistake.

My Dad says that when he goes away he's going to leave me 50 quid in case of emergencies, so I'm going to buy a case of Stellar Artois in case anyone wants an emergency beer at the party. Also to break the ice I've bought some Party Games. Steve says that girls are experts at playing games. I bought Twister and Electronic Spin the Bottle. I also suggested Truth and Dare, but Steve said girls couldn't tell the Truth if it was tattooed on their arse. I'm not sure what he means, but I think he doesn't want to play. I think the Drusilla Twins have given him premature aging.