A Long Expected Party

I think I might be going out with Jen at last! At least that's my Current Working Hypothesis. The Party was a great success. Not many people turned up, just me, Jen, Chrystal, Moonchild (until 10 o'clock), Steve and two of Chrystal's Cheerleader friends - Hazel and Stacy.

Hazel and Stacy brought their Football Team boyfriends along. They only stayed until 9 o'clock because they had another party to go to. It's just as well really because the Footballers were absolute Sport Nerds and were completely obsessed with Football Leagues and how rubbish the referee was at some recent match. I don't know how the Cheerleaders put up with it. I tried to engage them in a conversation about Star Trek but they didn't seem able to join in, or maybe they just weren't interested. It was a bit of a relief when they left.

As usual Chrystal was really easy to talk to. She employs some clever form communication that means you can talk to her for half an hour without actually using your brain or saying anything important or even mentioning Star Trek. I think it might be some kind of Smalltalk, or maybe a Jedi Mind Trick. I think it could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.

Jen and Chrystal got on like a house on fire again. The chemistry was quite scary. Jen kept complementing Chrystal on her fashion sense and about how she'd like to have a body as toned as hers. Chrystal said she'd really like to be able to get into Jen's jeans which was a bit funny really because they are both about the same size I'd say.

Jen got a bit drunk which is unusual for her. She also got quite cuddly with me (which is a first) and said I was her best friend and that I was like her brother. I got a bit confused at that point because I didn't even know she had a brother. It's another mystery to solve - maybe he disappeared at the same time as her parents. Whilst we were cuddling my hand accidentally made contact with Jen's bottom which is what I think caused her to slap me in the face. She started giggling straight afterwards though, so I think I Got Away With It.

Jen had to go and lie down on my bed after a while. In fact she stayed there the rest of the night. Steve and I watched Deep Space Nine and tried to explain about Warp Factors and Cochranes to Chrystal but after a while I noticed it was just me and Steve present.

Later I went to check up on Jen in my bedroom. The lights were out and when I went in Jen and Chrystal yelled at me to get out. They must have snuggled up together. I think girls must do that. It was a bit of an overreaction to yell at me so much though it's not like they were likely to be naked or anything.

I'm sure that cuddling and sleeping in my bed are the first stages of going out together, so now I just need to work out my Next Move. I'm thinking of asking Jen to go out the cinema. I know I already go out to the cinema with her quite often, but this would be Going Out to the cinema. We could sit on the back row and everything. I wonder how I'm going to break this to her pretentious pillock of an ex-boyfriend.